Picture the scene… it’s the final week of my first wild trout season and I’ve been struggling to catch anything. The river has been low for months and the trout have been incredibly spooky. And then the rains come on strong in mid September and the Eden has lifted for the first time in months.
The conditions are absolutely primed for lift off but my car is knackered, it’s misfiring and spluttering and there’s coolant leaking into the spark plug wells. F*ck it, get the tampons and the tungsten, we’re going fishin’


What follows is the red letter week we all dream about. Fish in every pool, a river you thought was bereft of fish suddenly comes to life.

























